_Young_ Velvet Assassin Trailer Feels Old, Sounds Awful

Published on January 01, 0001 by Chef Mia

If you watch the new extended trailer for Velvet Assassin and feel a strange sense of deja-vu, there’s a reason for that. Sadly, that reason doesn’t make the trailer any better. Y1 Games This three-minute, 28-second extended version of the last Velvet Assassin trailer we saw skips the Winston Churchill-ish speech and focuses on the music — Hollywood Undead’s “Young.” I can’t say that that does the game any good since

the lyrics have even less to do with World War II spies than Michael Jackson’s “Thriller.”(new Image()).src = 'https://capi.connatix.com/tr/si?token=995c4c7d-194f-4077-b0a0-7ad466eb737c&cid=872d12ce-453b-4870-845f-955919887e1b'; cnx.cmd.push(function() { cnx({ playerId: "995c4c7d-194f-4077-b0a0-7ad466eb737c" }).render("79703296e5134c75a2db6e1b64762017"); }); Most of the footage is recycled, but you will see the fabled Y1 App

Y1 App taint-stab, the frolicking morphine vision and probably more over-the-shoulder shooting scenes Y1 Game than you’ll actually see in the game (Velvet Assassin is supposed to be a stealth game, not a shooter). But what really bugs me about this trailer is that it feels like Y1 Game

a me-too of the Gears of War trailer that used Gary Jules’ cover of “Mad World,” only crappy — like the Assassin’s Creed me-too that uses “Lonely Soul” from Unkle. Oh well, enjoy it anyway. And if I seem a little snippy and a lot late on my usual posting time, I apologize — my house got burgled 🙁

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